Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
Unhinged 107 • common
- Set
- Unhinged
- Collector number
- 107
- Rarity
- Common
- Mana cost
- {1}{G}{G}
- Type
- Creature
- Colors
- Green
- Artist
- Greg Hildebrandt
- Market price
- $0.34
What it's worth
Estimate for a typical copy of Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental; condition, printing, and grading move the real number.
Why it matters
Released in the 2004 *Unhinged* set, this card is a well-known example of Wizards of the Coast’s tradition of "silver-bordered" humor, designed specifically to satirize the game's evolving card design trends. It is prized by collectors as a quintessential piece of Magic: The Gathering’s history of meta-commentary, famously featuring a name that spans the entire width of the card.
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What it does
Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
Just call it OMRSTPLRLCNSWMTCTHTALCNEE for short.
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